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In this curated list, we’ve compiled the best dad-approved one-liners, groan-worthy puns, and cheeky quips guaranteed to deliver belly laughs. Share these crowd-pleasing jokes at work, family dinners, or parties—no prescription needed!

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1. Why can't Miss Piggy count to 70?

Because at 69 she gets a frog in her throat.

2. Credit Card Statement

After work, a man arrives home and checks his mailbox. As he's heading to the kitchen he opens one of the envelopes and looks over his credit card statement. He see's a transaction for $690.69 from a company called Goopy Creamy Excess. He immediately calls his credit card company and once he gets an operator he asks them, "What's discharge???"

3. Why did the hooker go to jail?

Catching crabs without a permit.

4. I dropped a $20 note on a windy day. I chased it for almost 1 mile and never caught it but......

I had a good run for my money.

5. If weevils attack your bag of wheat before you make it into bread..

can it be described as holegrain?

6. What flavour is a plane?

Vanilla

7. My son was just born and another dad at the nursery congratulated me and said his daughter was born yesterday... said maybe they'll marry eachother.

Sure, like my son is going to marry someone twice his age...

8. What's the textbook on alien biology?

Greys Anatomy

9. What did one snowman, say to the other snowman?

Is it just me, or does everything smell like carrots?!

10. What's the difference between a pianist and a racist lesbian?

The racist lesbian only fingers the white Ivories

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